Anyone can buy a sweatshirt. This one tells the room where you stand before you open your mouth.
The house garment
The droplet. The crown. The wordmark. On white fleece — the only piece we sell.
Soft 60/40 cotton-poly. Classic crew. Double-needle seams. The graphic on the chest is the official lockup, not a rewrite of it.
Sizing and checkout happen on Printify, our print partner — that button opens their page in a new tab. $4 off shipping through October 8 where Printify offers it at checkout.
The level-clear flex
Level-clear flex. Droplet + crown.
Unisex jersey tee. Chest print, blank back. Soft goods — printed and shipped when you order.
Sizing and checkout happen on Printify, our print partner — that button opens their page in a new tab. 18+.
The download
Pocket scripts + testing education for IRL.
Companion to the free Arcade — not a second membership. Play stays free, and membership is still earned in game.
We encourage testing. We don’t offer kits. For education only — not medical advice.
Founding floor
Membership is not another SKU. Clear your first 3 levels in the Arcade and your membership is free — you are on the floor when the platform ships.